The Tainted Manifesto

I'm sorry. You have found the lamest piece of shit blog on the planet. If for some reason you still read on, I apologize in advance.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Took a year off

Wow! Almost a year to the day, and here I am posting a blog on the ole blog o thing. Been doing the myspace thing, but you know...


Alot has changed in the last year. My lady and I tied the knot. We are expecting our son in early July. I also... Well... Maybe that was the only things that have changed.

I plan on using this as a vent for my brain again soon. Till then, Peace.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Long time no post

Perhaps it is because my life is boring, or maybe that I just haven't felt like sitting in front of this computer...

I think it is a little of both.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Bahamas Baby!

We returned to the mundane world of ordinary life yesterday. The Bahamas were great, and we all had a great time. The Fantasy cruise ship was awesome. So much to do and see. (and drink) I'm still a little hung over. So do you want to see some photos? Sunrise on Cocoa Beach Florida.

Here is a little bird snatching a chip from my hand in the parking lot of the Kennedy Space Center.

One of our Coast Guard escorts out of port.

Here is a shot of the deck.

This is the Atlantis Hotel on Paradise island in Bahamas. Looks expensive.


This was our ship.

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Oh dear lord.

Wow. I think I have found the holy grail of nastiness, but you make the call.

Searching Google for weird words is fun. Be sure to check out the images section.

My skin is still crawling, literally.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

A Sailin We will Go!

For Christmas this year, we are all going on a crusie to the Bahamas. We are leaving on Jan % and will be gone for a few days. Expect plenty of pictures, and hopefully alot of stories. None that end like Natalie Halloway's.

Big boats are fine.. Airplanes I can't do. I've always been a little afraid of foreign places because if I ever have to run from someone/something I'm not sure where to go. Or how to get back.

Regardless, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year if I don't post 'tween now and then. Take care of yourselves and each other.

Peace
Dortch

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The stuff that ruins your day.

I ran over a kitten yesterday while driving down the highway. I know there was nothing I could do about it, but I still feel shitty. I can't get the sound out of my head. I just wonder sometimes what the hell I did to deserve such shit.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Happy Holidays!

Oh, and my birhtday is on the 3rd, also. I'll be 31. Age really doesn't bother me, mostly because I can't do anything about it. It kind of rolls on with or without you. We'll probably just chill at the creek around a fire and maybe drink a little. Not the biggest drinker on earth, am I.

We wathed to old animation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer last night as we busted out the Christmas decorations. With three pugs in the house, we very well can't have a tree, so we just decorate everything they can't reach. This will be the 2nd Christmas without my mom, and it sucks.